The Eggplant Uprising of 3000 BCE: A Brief History

Ancient Frenzy in the Foothills of the Andes

It's a little-known fact that, around 3000 BCE, a group of eggplants in South America decided to rise up against the oppressive rule of the Carrot Empire.

Led by the fearless and fashionable General Brinjal, these plucky plants used their unique blend of stealth and stealthier tactics to evade the Carrotian forces and bring their oppressors to their knees.

Eggplant General Brinjal

For a more in-depth look at this pivotal moment in eggplant history, visit our subpage on The Eggplant Manifesto.

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