Ancient Sleep Potions
Warning: Do not attempt to brew these potions without proper knowledge of ancient alchemy, as prophets and wizards are notoriously bad at math.
Brewing these potions requires an extensive collection of rare herbs, minerals, and questionable life choices.
Secret Recipe for Eternal Slumber (patent pending), a potion rumored to grant the drinker an eternity of uninterrupted rest.
Dream Walkers: A potion that allows the drinker to walk in their dreams like they're on a never-ending treadmill, but with more existential dread.
Chrono-Displacement: Aประกions that temporarily displaces the drinker in time, but only to relive the same awkward middle school dance.
Side effects may include: Time dilation, Space-Time Continuum Anomalies, and spontaneous combustion of nearby socks.
Don't say we didn't warn you.