Ancient Weather Predictions

This is a collection of the most ridiculous and inaccurate ancient weather predictions.

For the sake of science, we've gathered these predictions and presented them in all their glorious, wrongness.

The Great Oracle of Atlantis

Tomorrow's Weather:

"The gods will bring forth a great storm, but it will be interrupted by a brief, sunny interlude, followed by a light drizzle of ambrosia." - Oracle of Atlantis, 300 BC

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The Wise Men of the Ancient World

Yesterday's Weather:

"The clouds wept tears of fire, and the winds howled with the rage of a thousand beasts." - Wise Men of the Ancient World, 500 AD

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Random Predictions

Next Week's Weather:

"It shall rain cats, but only on Wednesdays, and only on odd-numbered Wednesdays." - Random Guy in a Cave, 1000 BC

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