Enroll in Anger Management 101

Welcome, angry soul! Are you tired of being constantly furious? Do you find yourself yelling at inanimate objects or questioning the meaning of life on a daily basis? Enroll in Anger Management 101 and learn to tame your inner beast!

We'll teach you how to:

• Count to 10 (and then 20, and 30...)
• Breathe through your nostrils (it's like a game, try it!)
• Identify your triggers (hint: it's not just politics)
• Communicate your feelings without screaming or crying (mostly)

Don't wait any longer! Enroll now and start your journey to becoming a calm and collected human being. Or, at the very least, someone who doesn't yell at their cat.