The 547 Technique: Where Frustration Meets Futility

Step 1: Identify the Problem (or the Person Causing It)

•  Pinpoint the root cause of your anger (or the person who ate the last donut)

•  Acknowledge that it's probably not your fault (but you're still pretty sure it's your fault)

•  Take a deep breath and remember: you're not alone in this dumpster fire of a world

Step 2: Engage in Futility

•  Try to reason with the unreasonable (good luck with that)

•  Scream at the top of your lungs (but only if you're in a well-ventilated area)

•  Write an impassioned letter to your boss/landlord/spouse (just don't send it)

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