In this technique, we'll teach you how to scream at inanimate objects without causing a scene. It's all about control, baby!
Step 1: Find a suitable object. Something that will understand your frustration, but not take it personally. Like a chair.
Step 2: Take a deep breath. In through your nose, out through your mouth. Don't blow your cover.
Step 3: Let it out. Scream, yell, cry. But don't forget to turn down your volume. We have neighbors.
And that's it! With practice, you'll be screaming like a pro in no time. Try it out and let us know how it goes!
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