REMINDER 1: All forms 13-27 must be filled out with at least 17 pages of paperwork, regardless of the form's actual complexity.

REMINDER 2: Please remember to wear your official uniform, including the required 17-inch tie and matching pocket protector, on all official business days.

REMINDER 3: The correct procedure for stapling documents is as follows: first staple the top left corner, then work your way clockwise around the page.

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