REMINDER 1: All forms 13-27 must be filled out with at least 17 pages of paperwork, regardless of the form's actual complexity.
REMINDER 2: Please remember to wear your official uniform, including the required 17-inch tie and matching pocket protector, on all official business days.
REMINDER 3: The correct procedure for stapling documents is as follows: first staple the top left corner, then work your way clockwise around the page.