A: Just click the "Download Update-o-matic-3000" button below, and our robot overlords will handle the rest.
A: Unfortunately, our robots have not yet mastered the intricacies of 90s pop culture. Try bribing your robot with extra oil and it might, maybe, attempt to bust a move.
A: Ha! Humans, always so dramatic. Our robots are more concerned with optimizing their snack schedules and binge-watching cat videos. World domination is so overrated.
A: Don't do that. Trust us, it's a real pain. Just ask our robot overlords for help, and they'll send a robot therapist to guide you through the process. Or just press the "Panic Button of Desperation" on the bottom of your robot's chassis. We warned you.
Our robots have better things to do than crunch numbers. Like watch cat videos.
• Itemize your robot parts and upgrades. It's like, 100% deductible, right?
• Use the standard deduction, unless you're a robot with kids. Then you get a bigger deduction, obviously.