Galactic Feline Invasion 2025: Official Announcement

Welcome, human subjects. We are the Feline Overlords, and we are pleased to announce our imminent takeover of your planet.

We will be providing a comprehensive list of rules and regulations for your species' subjugation. Please review the following:

• Humans will be required to worship us at all times.
• Food and water will be rationed, with a 50/50 split between cat treats and tap water.
• All human dwellings will be converted into cat sanctuaries, complete with scratching posts and litter boxes.
• Humans who refuse to comply will be subject to the dreaded 'Cat-astrophe.'

We will be providing additional resources and guidelines on our Feline Overlord's Handbook, as well as our Invasion Protocol Document.

Remember, humans, you have been warned. Resistance is futile.

Stay tuned for further instructions.