By order of the Supreme Ruler, attendance at all meetings is mandatory. Any Supreme Ruler's minion who fails to attend will face the wrath of the Supreme Ruler.
Consequences of Absence:
- First offense: A stern talking-to with the Supreme Ruler's personal assistant
- Second offense: Reassignment to the "Doomsday Department" for reeducation
- Third offense: Demotion to the "Mundane Realm" for retraining
Exceptions:
A Supreme Ruler's minion who is on a scheduled "Soul-Sucking Meeting" with a Higher Power (e.g., a therapist) is excused from attendance. Please provide a doctor's note, or a strongly worded letter from your Higher Power.