Highlights include:
- Our CEO spent 47% of their time on cat videos.
- We implemented a new font, VT323, because why not?
- We hired 12 new employees who are secretly all our previous CEO's long-lost relatives.
Lowlights include:
- Our website was down for 3 days due to a 'planned' upgrade.
- We spent an extra $100k on 'research' into the best way to make ramen noodles.
- Our accountant quit due to 'creative differences'.