Dear World's Okayest Employee,

Cordially, the CEO

I am writing to express my utter disdain for your subpar work ethic. Your productivity is as dull as the beige walls in the conference room.

I've reviewed your performance and I'm afraid it doesn't exactly scream "World's Okayest Employee" to me. I'm talking coffee breaks for everyone, but for you, it's coffee for one.

Here's a few areas where you could improve: your lack of initiative, your inability to meet deadlines, and your questionable fashion sense. I mean, who thought a plaid shirt with white socks was a good idea?

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