Antique Vacuums

Welcome to the museum of suction, where the past is a real dust-up!

The original suctionists have been perfecting the art of cleaning since the 18th century. Our vacuums are so antique, they're practically antediluvian.

Notable Models

• Pannzer Vac-3000 - A behemoth of a vacuum, built for the discerning gentleman's estate.
• Whirlybird 5000 - The first vacuum to use a spinning brush head, because who needs gentle suction, am I right?
• Anti-Gravity 1 - Because sometimes the dust is really stuck, and you need a little help from science.

Don't forget to visit our gift shop for all your antique vacuum-themed accessories and novelty suction-based items!

Subpages:

• Techno-Historical Articles - A collection of essays on the history of suction and its impact on society.
• Restoration Guides - Tips and tricks for bringing your antique vacuum back from the brink of dustiness.