Anxiety and Procrastination: The Never-Ending Struggle

Welcome to the pit of despair, where the only thing more exhausting than your to-do list is your brain's endless cycle of worry.

Here, you'll find the perfect blend of existential dread and creative avoidance techniques to keep you company.

Popular Procrastination Methods:

• Binge-Watching TV - Because who needs human connection when you have 12 seasons of Netflix shows?
• Video Games: The Ultimate Distraction - Where you can escape reality and pretend to be a wizard, warrior, or both.
• Social Media Scrolling - Because comparing your life to others is the ultimate productivity hack.

Anxiety Management Techniques:

• Deep Breathing Exercises - Inhale, exhale, repeat. Pretend you're a yogi, but really you're just trying to calm down.
• Meditation Apps - Where you can pay to be told to focus on the present moment, but really you're just swiping through cat videos.
• Panic Attack Simulation - Experience the thrill of a simulated anxiety attack without the risk of actual danger or responsibility.