We're seeking highly skilled individuals with a proven track record of excessive sleeping, snacking, and Netflix binge-watching.
Must have a strong background in:
• Extreme relaxation
• Procrastination
• Snack selection and preparation
A comfortable working environment with a nap room, a fully stocked snack bar, and a team of experts in the field of doing nothing.
To revolutionize the world by providing the best possible excuse for not getting anything done.
Fill out the application below to join the squad.
Don't forget to include a copy of your favorite pillow in your application.
Please note that our organization is completely made up and has no actual purpose or goal. We're just here for the snacks.