Why should we hire you?
To fill the void left by the departure of our beloved previous artist-in-residence, who left to pursue a career in professional snail racing.
As our new artist-in-residence, you will be responsible for creating a mural on the wall using only our company's brand colors: neon pink, sunshine yellow, and electric blue.
Must be able to create something that will not make our CEO cry, which he does every time he looks at the current state of the office break room.