For when your plans are as flaccid as your willpower.
Step 1: Identify a goal as vague as possible.
Step 2: Create an elaborate scheme to reach it.
Step 3: Ignore all warnings and advice from others.
Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 until you're stuck.
Step 5: Declare yourself victorious, despite all evidence to the contrary.
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