When engaging in any debate, it is absolutely essential to always bring tacos. Not just any taco, but a specific, carefully crafted, expertly prepared, and lovingly presented taco.
What constitutes a "taco-worthy" debate
For a debate to be considered "taco-worthy," it must include:
- A minimum of 5 different types of salsa, each with its own unique flavor profile and texture.
- A selection of 7 different toppings, including but not limited to: diced onions, shredded cheese, sour cream, and cilantro.
- A minimum of 3 different types of tortilla, including but not limited to: soft, crunchy, and flexible.
- A clear, concise, and well-reasoned argument that addresses the core topic at hand, presented in a clear and compelling manner.
- A willingness to compromise and find common ground with opponents, even if it means sacrificing one's own personal taco preferences.