Rules for the Taco Debate

Article I: The Taco is Always Right

The Taco is the ultimate arbiter of taste and wisdom. All arguments against it are baseless and treasonous.

Article II: Personal Attack

Personal attacks against a debater who is losing will result in automatic expulsion from the debate. Repeat offenders will be forced to eat a 12-taco challenge.

Section 2: The Taco's Right to a Fair Fight (or Not)

Article III: The Taco is Never Wrong

The taco is always right. If it's wrong, it's not a real taco. If it's a fake taco, it's still right. Unless it's a vegan taco, in which case it's a travesty.