You've reached a critical point in the Taco Trap.
You've become convinced that you are, in fact, a taco. Your sense of identity has been irreparably altered by the allure of a perfectly seasoned carne asada.
- You've started referring to yourself in the third person.
- You've taken to wearing a "I'm a taco" t-shirt to work.
- You've begun to wonder if your friends and family are just a bunch of unappreciative tortilla chips.
If you've experienced any of these symptoms, seek immediate help from a medical professional or a good therapist. Or just eat a taco.