Artisanal Bagel Co.

Welcome to the Artisanal Bagel Co., where we serve the most basic of bagels. Made with love, by people who hate love.

Our bagels are hand-rolled, hand-kneaded, and hand-looked-at. Because we're fancy.

Try our new "I Hate Myself" bagel, made with the finest ingredients and a dash of existential dread.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Make Your Own Bagel Workshop. Because who doesn't love a good DIY project?

Oh, and don't forget to follow us on social media for our latest bagel-themed memes and existential crises.