Choose your perfect beard size:
Micro-Beard: For the minimalist with a penchant for precision Hipster Beard: For the beard enthusiast who likes to blend in Monocle-Beard: For the discerning gentleman with a passion for vintage style Beard-ception: For when you want to be the hipster's hipsterOr, you know, just go with the One-Size-Fits-All Beard: because, let's be real, who needs options?
Disclaimer: Sizing options may not be suitable for all beards. Please consult with your beard before making any decisions.