Why Choose a Monocle Beard?
It's a bold fashion statement that screams "I'm a sophisticated, yet struggling-to-read- fine-print gentleman."
Perfect for the man who's tired of wearing reading glasses, but still wants to look stylish while squinting at menus and maps.
Monocle Beard Sizing Options
- Standard (for those with decent eyesight)
- Extra Large (for the slightly more...myopic)
- Oversized (for the truly vision-impaired)
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Will a Monocle Beard improve my eyesight?
A: No, it will not.
Q: Will it make me look cool?
A: Absolutely.