The Neo-Brutalist Artist Awards

Nominees for the Most Likely to Succeed in an Art Career

Award for Most Likely to be Seen in a Fancy Restaurant in 5 Years

Award for Most Likely to be Featured in a Local Newspaper

Special Mention for Most Likely to be Forgotten in a Museum Storage Room

Winners!

Balthazar McSnazz: Most Likely to Succeed in an Art Career

Balthazar McSnazz is the proud winner of the "Most Likely to Succeed in an Art Career" award, because let's be real, who needs talent when you've got a good Instagram account?

Stay tuned for the rest of the winners, and don't @ us.

See the rest of the winners