Utopian Museum: A Showcase of Unapologetically Utopian Works

Current Exhibition: "The Infinite Labyrinth of Bureaucracy"

Welcome to the Utopian Museum, where the art of being completely and utterly useless is celebrated. This exhibition features the works of the great Utopian artist, Zara P. Bottomsworth, who has spent her life crafting the perfect example of how to do nothing at all.

View Zara's "Infinite Labyrinth of Bureaucracy" in all its mind-numbing glory. This behemoth of a piece features 10,000 hours of pointless meetings, 5,000 pages of unnecessary reports, and a staff of 20 highly trained sycophants.

Don't forget to check out the gift shop, where you can purchase your own "I survived the Utopian Bureaucracy" t-shirt for the low, low price of $50.99.