Assassination Methods - Ranked by Expertness

  • 1. The Classic Poison Pill

    Because who needs a fancy sword when you can just slip someone a pill and call it a day?

  • 2. The Discreetly-Placed Rattan

    When subtlety is key, and you want to make it look like an accident.

  • 3. The 5-Card Trick

    For when you need a distraction, but not just any distraction, a distraction with cards.

  • 4. The High-Pressure Water Jet

    Because who needs a sword when you can just blast someone off a cliff?

  • 5. The Fake Rockstar Disguise

    When you need to blend in with the local talent.

  • 6. The Poisoned Quill

    When you want to write your own script.

  • 7. The Fake Mustache

    For when you need to go incognito, but with a hint of flair.

  • 8. The Disguise as a Statue

    When you want to blend, but not too much.

  • 9. The Fake Spider Disguise

    When you need to crawl into the shadows, and out of the room.

  • 10. The Disguise as a Park Ranger

    When you need to get close, but not too close.

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