FAQ
Q: Is it safe to eat broccoli after it's been blasted with asteroids?
A: We can't guarantee anything, but the odds are in your favor. The broccoli has been thoroughly space-tested and has undergone rigorous radiation analysis. We're pretty sure it's fine.
Q: Can I use asteroid-blasted broccoli as a projectile in a game of "Dodge the Frying Pan"?
A: Ha! You wish. While the broccoli does have a certain... let's say "velocity" to it, we wouldn't recommend it as a projectile. You might end up with a face full of green goop and a ruined kitchen.
Q: Will eating asteroid-blasted broccoli give me the powers of a Space Broccoli?
A: We're working on it. But honestly, we think it's more likely to give you a stomachache.
Q: Can I use your blast zone to launch my own asteroid-blasted broccoli into space?
A: Uh, no. That's not how this works. Our blast zone is for recreational purposes only. Don't try this at home, kids.