Asteroid Chip 102: The Most Explosive Recipe in the Galaxy
Ingredients:
- 1 can of exploding space dust
- 1/4 cup of rocket fuel
- 3 tablespoons of moon rocks
- 2 teaspoons of black hole essence
Instructions:
- Mix the space dust and rocket fuel in a blender until smooth.
- Stir in the moon rocks until they form a chunky texture.
- Drizzle the black hole essence on top.
- Place the mixture on a heat-resistant plate and microwave for 7 minutes.
Side effects:
- Mildly explosive flatulence
- Temporary loss of taste buds
- Uncontrollable urge to dance the Macarena
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