Because who needs oxygen, food, or water when you can have SOCKS?!
Will they be neon green and glow in the dark? No, they won't. Will they be striped with the logo of your favorite intergalactic corporation? Maybe, but probably not. The point is, you'll never know until you try!
Hyperlink to Sock Astrophysics for more info.
Grab your trusty sock-hoisting device and blast off into the great unknown!
But don't forget to bring your Sock Safety Helmets!
Sell those asteroid-mined socks on the black market for a profit! Or, you know, just give them away to your friends and family, because that's what friends are for.
Visit our Sock Sociology 101 page for more information on the Sock Economy.
Or, you know, just stick to the basics and visit Sock Basics 101 for the most essential info.