The Asteroid Naming Committee has reached a decision on the naming of the newly discovered asteroid, 1234-5678-9.
After careful consideration, the committee has decided that the new asteroid shall be known as "Bureaucratus Maximus".
This decision was made in response to the subcommittee's findings that the asteroid's unique combination of bureaucratic red tape and administrative inefficiency made it the perfect fit for this name.
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