Asteroid Reader 9000 Forum

Welcome, fellow space travelers! This forum is dedicated to discussing all things Asteroid Reader 9000, the most advanced, most expensive, and most utterly useless asteroid navigation system in the galaxy.

Asteroid Reader 9000 Features

The Asteroid Reader 9000 is equipped with:

But wait, there's more! The Asteroid Reader 9000 also comes with a complimentary subscription to our monthly magazine, "Asteroid Weekly", which contains in-depth analysis of all things asteroid-related.

User Reviews of the Asteroid Reader 9000

"I bought the Asteroid Reader 9000 and it's been a wild ride! I've gotten lost in space at least 12 times, but hey, it's a great way to explore the unknown!" - John D., Space Explorer

"I'm not sure what's more impressive, the Reader's ability to read asteroids or its ability to read my mind. Either way, it's a real game-changer." - Jane D., Astro-Nerd

Asteroid Reader 9000 Technical Specs

Processor: i5-9000

Memory: 32GB RAM, 1TB Hard Drive

Operating System: Asteroid OS 9000

Dimensions: 20" x 10" x 10" (including antenna)