Astrological Signs: Because You Clearly Need More Drama In Your Life

Aries: The Unstoppable Force of Nature (and Your Hair) Taurus: The Unyielding Bull (of the Family) Gemini: The Twins of Chaos and Anarchy (or Just Really Bad Luck) Cancer: The Emotional Rollercoaster of Your Grandmother's Dreams Leo: The King of the World (in Their Own Head) Virgo: The Perfectionist's Guide to Overthinking Everything Libra: The Scales of Justice (and Your Scales of Beauty) Scorpio: The Stinger of Doom (or Just Really Passionate) Sagittarius: The Wanderer of Wanderlust (and Wanderlust-Induced Wanderlost) Capricorn: The Goat of Despair (and Desperately Trying to Get to the Top) Aquarius: The Water Bearer of Sarcasm (and Sudden Mood Swings) Pisces: The Fish of the Sea (and Your Sea of Despair)