Astrological Signs: Because You Clearly Need More Drama In Your Life
Aries: The Unstoppable Force of Nature (and Your Hair)
Taurus: The Unyielding Bull (of the Family)
Gemini: The Twins of Chaos and Anarchy (or Just Really Bad Luck)
Cancer: The Emotional Rollercoaster of Your Grandmother's Dreams
Leo: The King of the World (in Their Own Head)
Virgo: The Perfectionist's Guide to Overthinking Everything
Libra: The Scales of Justice (and Your Scales of Beauty)
Scorpio: The Stinger of Doom (or Just Really Passionate)
Sagittarius: The Wanderer of Wanderlust (and Wanderlust-Induced Wanderlost)
Capricorn: The Goat of Despair (and Desperately Trying to Get to the Top)
Aquarius: The Water Bearer of Sarcasm (and Sudden Mood Swings)
Pisces: The Fish of the Sea (and Your Sea of Despair)