According to the Atomic Bag Theory, the coolest stuff is not the most expensive or the most high-tech. No, no. It's the stuff that's been through a nuclear blast and come out the other side.
Like that time a toaster got hit by a stray atomic bomb and now makes a mean grilled cheese sandwich.
Or that toaster's cousin, who got hit by a nuclear reactor leak and now has a glowing neon aura.
That's the kind of cool we're talking about here.