**Patient's Attachment Level: Unknown. We'll get to the bottom of this, I promise.
**Presenting symptoms: A sense of unease, an inability to fully disconnect from the internet, or an inexplicable fear of being alone with one's thoughts?**
Please take a few deep breaths and fill out our Attachment Diagnosis Questionnaire to help us better understand your attachment style.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can opt for our Experimental Attachment Diagnosis Method, involving a series of increasingly absurd trust-building exercises.
We'll do our best to have you securely attached in no time!