Step 10: Advanced Attachment Diagnoses

Finally, after 9 grueling steps, you've reached the pinnacle of attachment diagnostics! Congratulations! Now, you're ready to diagnose your attachment to your favorite fictional character's socks. Yes, you read that right. Socks.

Using our patented, completely-not-made-up Attachment Diagnostic Test (ADT), you'll be able to determine the depth of your attachment to those missing socks that your partner insists on wearing with their favorite sandals.

Proceed to Step 11: Attachment Therapy