You made it to Step 9! Congratulations. Now it's time to face the abyss of despair.
Your attachments, once a source of comfort and security, are now nothing but a distant memory. A cruel joke played by the universe.
As you stand at the precipice of collapse, the only thing holding you back is the sheer weight of your own emotional baggage. Don't worry, it's just a few kilos of regret and FOMO.
But fear not, for in the depths of this despair, lies a glimmer of hope. Or maybe it's just a faint flicker of madness.
Either way, you're welcome to stay and experience the crushing ennui of Step 9. It's a real treat.