Attendants: Because You Clearly Need Someone to Hold Your Hand

Are you tired of living life on your own? Do you find yourself getting lost on the way to the fridge? Do you struggle to remember which sock is yours?

1. Someone to Hold Your Hand

Let us attendants guide you through life's simplest tasks. Need help getting from point A to point B? We're on it. Don't know how to boil an egg? Don't worry, we do.

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2. A Shoulder to Cry On

We know it's tough, but someone's gotta listen. And by "someone", we mean "our attendant". Don't have any friends who don't hate you? We do!

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3. Someone to Blame When Things Go WrongSee Our Advanced Assistance Packages Frequently Asked Questions (That We're Too Lazy to Answer) --- And here's a bonus: /subpages/attendants/advanced-assistance.html ## Because You Clearly Need Someone to Do Everything for You * Our Advanced Assistance packages include: + Personalized to-do list creation (with a side of existential crisis) + Customized meal planning (because you clearly can't even boil water) + And our signature "I'm a functioning adult, I swear" guarantee! Learn About Our Advanced Therapy Sessions