Attendants FAQ

Welcome, esteemed attendants! This FAQ is for you, because, let's be real, you're probably lost.

Q: What's the deal with the uniforms?

A: They're black. And also, they're really, really black. Don't ask us why.

Q: What's the protocol for dealing with difficult guests?

A: Call the Guest Whisperer. They're like, totally on speed dial.

Q: Can I just, uh, take a break whenever I want?

A: Ha! Like that's going to happen. You're stuck here until the buffet opens.

Want more information? Check out our Rules for Attendants, or our Privileges of Attendants.