Tim
Head of the Department of Redundant Affairs
- Years of Experience: 5+
- Hours of Coffee Consumed: 1000+
- Number of Meetings Attended: Infin
- Successfully managed to show up to work on time once
- Did not break anything (this week)
- Became an expert in procrastination
Tim's Performance Review Summary
Tim's performance has been, well... interesting.
- Tim has managed to consistently arrive at work on time, but only after multiple alarms and a few minutes of existential crisis.
- He has mastered the art of making his coffee mug last for exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes.