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Telepathic Attendants

Our union represents the world's most skilled, most feared, and most frequently misunderstood mentalists.

Whether you're a brain surgeon, a psychic detective, or just someone with an overactive imagination, we've got you covered.

Our services include:

Visit our union shop for all your mentalist needs!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Mind Control Experiments page for a taste of what we can do.

(Note: Please do not attempt to read our minds. We're watching you.)