The Telepathic Union Shop

Because you're not psychic, but we don't judge

Welcome to the Telepathic Union Shop, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred, but the prices are always negotiable. Browse our selection of fine, mind-reading wares:

Department of Misdirection Paranoid Paraphernalia Telepathic Toys

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Our union shop has been serving the telepathic community for centuries (we think). We've got everything from:

Skilled Mind Readers Paranoid Posters Mental Magnifying Glasses