Welcome, esteemed attendee, to the most exclusive bracket in the land of the elite. You've been chosen for your exceptional taste in socks, your unparalleled ability to find the best deals on artisanal jam, and your unwavering commitment to wearing plaid on Tuesdays.
We're glad you're here, but don't get too comfortable. You still have to navigate the treacherous landscape of our event schedule:
Don't get too cocky, though - the competition is fierce. We've got attendees from all walks of life, from the most discerning gourmands to the most ruthless bargain-hunters. And don't even get us started on the judges - they're a whole other story.
So, buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for the most intense, the most exclusive, the most utterly elite experience of your life.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to Round 4: The Utterly Desperate - if you can find it.
(Spoiler: you can't.)
But hey, that's what makes it exciting, right?
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