Chapter 1: The Futility of Toil

"A man who works hard all his life to earn a fortune, only to spend it all on useless trinkets, is like a chicken who lays eggs only to have them eaten by a fox."

— The Sage of Bob

Chapter 2: The Insignificance of Socks

"A sock is but a sock, no matter how fine the weave, for it will still be lost in the depths of the laundry basket."

— The Wise One

Read the Secret Teachings of Bob

Ponder the Paradoxes of Existence