Bob's Fortunes
Fortune #1: "A chicken will soon cross your path."
Will it bring gifts or chaos? Only time will tell.
Read more about Bob's Bobble System.Fortune #2: "Your socks are about to get lost in the wash."
Don't worry, it's not the end of the world... but it's close.
Understand the Sock Game.Fortune #3: "The coffee is about to be too hot."
Careful, it's not just the coffee... it's your life.
Learn about the Caffeine Enforcement Agency.