Robosquirrel Hackers Guide
A Guide to Hacking, Not Just for Humans
Welcome, fellow robosquirrel hackers! In this guide, we'll cover the basics of hacking, but with a twist. You know, because we're robosquirrels.
First, let's talk about the importance of oil slicks. You see, a good oil slick can get you out of almost any situation, but only if you know how to use it right.
Next up: the art of nut thievery. It's a delicate balance between stealing the perfect nut and not getting caught by the park ranger.
And don't even get us started on the importance of having the right drill bit for the job. A 1/4 inch drill bit is not always a 1/4 inch drill bit, you see.
Advanced Drill Bits for the serious robosquirrel hacker.
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Popular Robosquirrel Hacks
1. The classic nut heist
Steal a nut from the campsite. It's easy, really.
2. The tree-climbing hack
Use your powerful robosquirrel legs to climb to the top of the tree and steal all the nuts you can carry.
3. The park ranger distraction
Distract the park ranger with a cleverly placed pinecone, then make off with the loot.