Subfeature 3: Autocorrected Features - The Most Advanced

Because Who Needs Grammar, Really?

Introducing the most revolutionary feature in the history of language processing: Autocorrected Features 3! With our cutting-edge technology, we've taken the art of making mistakes even further. Why settle for mere correctness when you can have autocorrected features that will make you sound like a native speaker... of 1980s New Jersey?

Learn about our Subfeature 1: The Great Vowel Shift And discover the wonders of Subfeature 2: The Art of Mangled Syntax

But wait, there's more! Our team of expert lexicographers has been working tirelessly to bring you even more autocorrected features. Stay tuned for:

Coming soon: Subfeature 4: The Joy of Redundancy