Autosize: The Unreliable Best Friend

Welcome to Autosize, the web app that's always trying, but often failing. We're not really sure why you're here, but let's be friends, right?

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Features that will probably break your browser

FAQ because you're clearly lost

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers are working on it...

...but they're probably still in the break room eating donuts.

In the meantime, enjoy our 100% functional, 100% not-functional 3D demo:

Click here, but don't say we didn't warn you.

That's it, folks. Thanks for visiting. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff!