Auto-Talk Technique

The art of speaking in an artificially intelligent manner.

Developed by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of auto-talk technology.

Auto-talk is the key to unlocking the secrets of the digital world. By mastering this technique, you'll be able to talk like a robot, but without the pesky batteries.

Key Principles:

  1. Start with a loud, clear tone of voice.
  2. Use a monotone, robotic cadence.
  3. Repeat yourself, repeatedly.
  4. Emphasize with an excessive use of Auto-Talk Speech Patterns.

Want to learn more? Check out Auto-Talk Exercise Routines.