Home of the most basic, yet somehow endearing, tableware.
Founded in a world where elegance is overrated, we pride ourselves on being the go-to destination for all your flat, unadorned needs.
It all started with a dream, a simple dream of a table that defies the conventional notions of style and sophistication.
Our founder, a man named Bob, had had enough of fancy tablecloths and ornate centerpieces. He wanted a table that said, "I've given up on life, but at least my table is honest."
We believe that simplicity is the ultimate form of sophistication. That's why our products are designed to be as bare-bones as possible.
We're not about flash, we're about substance. And our substance is, well, flat white.
So, come for the plainness, stay for the... not-so-muchness.
(Or, you know, just come for the free tableware. That's a thing that happens too.)
Email us at info@flatwhites.org
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, write us in all lowercase
We're always here to help, or not. Your call.
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