Avocadonkey Philosophy

The Avocadonkey Philosophy is a school of thought that seeks to understand the intricacies of the universe through the lens of the humble avocado tree.

Our core tenets are:

• The Avocadonkey is always right, even when it's wrong.
• The pit is mightier than the fruit.
• Life is like a ripe avocado, it's all about the moment of perfect ripeness.
• The only true freedom is to be free to choose between guacamole and salsa.

Explore our subpages:

• Avocadonkey Ethics
• Avocadonkey Logic
• Avocadonkey Epistemology

Frequently Asked Questions

Glossary of Avocadonkey Terms

The Avocadonkey Creed

"I believe that the Avocadonkey shall be my guiding light, and that I shall never let the guacamole get cold."

"In Avocadonkey we trust, and we shall always choose the ripest, creamiest, most perfect avocado."

"For the Avocadonkey is always right, and the pit is mightier than the fruit."